Speaking of Australian Animals

Look, I love the big city.  I really really do.  However, I also love wild animals. I will live only in world cities or in Papa New Guinea.  Well, that’s not totally true but you won’t find me residing in some lifeless, mall driven suburban place because I would waste away like the Amazon.  Believe me.

So, Sydney is fantastic and big, but I will always miss my NYC.  That isn’t the point here though.  The point is, there are the most fantastic fucking animals just right outside of the city.  And the most AMAZING land and beaches.  And the weather is STUNNING 90 percent of the time.  Oh yeah, and you feel extraordinarily good living here.

Anyways, I still miss my smog and gangbangers like you wouldn’t believe.  Gimme me bling, east village, Brooklyn boom boxes, and drug delivery services any day(I’ve since stop using, but the idea is nice).  CHEERS.

Check out some of our amazing animals.

This is a dingo.  How goddamn cute is it?  I just want to bury my face into its fluffy hair and snuggle it.

Now look at the beautiful kangaroo!  They live everywhere. They are like white tailed deer on the east coast in the states.  They get hit by cars all the time and walk through your backyard and what not girl.

But look at what this dingo did to this kangaroo!  BAD dingo.  How cute is it now? Bitch is mad skinny too!  Shouldn’t she be eating some carbs, not just meat?  Why are all wild animals on the Atkins diet?

Now these animals are just being inappropriate.   Excuuuuuse you!